- Roger Fartstein
West Cervantes Street "perfectly fine the way it is", claims funeral home director
"Death can be a very good thing." -Ron Morton, Morton's Funeral Home
Despite numerous accidents and incidents along Cerventes street, some groups are opposed to measures focused on making the road safer. The group supporting the movement to keep things the same include a funeral home director, an auto-body repairman and a criminal defense attorney. Some have noted that the group has a conflict of interest, and that they profit off of the dangerous nature of Cerventes. When asked to respond to our requests, Morton Funeral home director Ron Morton stated "Burn in hell buddy."